• high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

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rodham-clinton:

like. a short list of ideas for hollywood:

  • all-girl diamond heist operation
  • all-girl detective drama
  • all-girl mafia
  • all-girl motorcycle club
  • all-girl political conspiracy thriller
  • all-girl drug empire wars
  • all-girl superhero league
  • all-girl deep sea diving team
  • all-girl fuckin crayon factory i literally do not give a shit

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Consent: A Short Story

  • Person #1: Hey can I touch you there?
  • Person #2: No.
  • Person #1: Okay. <p>It isn't complicated. Sam Pepper should be prosecuted for what he did.</p>

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takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

(Source: democraticnonsense)

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coffeeandcockatiels:

ADDITIONALS:

- Icon $10 (For your social accounts. Pixel sizes 16x, 32x, 64x, 128x, 256x, 512x)

- Banner $20 (For your social accounts. Sizes vary. Please specify.)

- Private Art Lessons $15/hr (Hosted over Skype.)

- Character Design Sheet $100 (Three-point turnaround, eight expressions, a few props, quick color.)

- Book Cover Illustration $100+ (Large resolution, fully painted, CMYK.)

- Comic Illustration $150/pg (11”x17” black and white, price increases with complexity, color and half-toning.)

- Storybook Illustration $150/pg (11”x17” styled-to-order, price increases with complexity, please provide reference.)

- Whatever you can think of… $? (I’m pretty flexible with price so anything is negotiable.)

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Freelance Work

Character Work

College Work

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- I require payment up front.

- For additional characters add 50% of the original price each. Be sure to specify in your email that you want a copy of the high RES image, typically sized 2500px on the long side.

- Please email any descriptions or reference to:  vickorano@live.com.

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southerngothics:

watching old episodes of supernatural is like going back to the remains of your childhood home after it’s been burnt to the ground

(Source: rodham-clinton)

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kireikitsune:

10knotes:

Vintage and Antique Hearse Collection

If my dead body doesn’t get to ride in one of these, I am haunting each and every last one of you fuckers.

x

(Source: helenofdestroy)

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

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unclefather:

why are you doing this? please stop. if it’s money you want, name your price. just stop doing this to him. he doesn’t deserve this.

unclefather:

why are you doing this? please stop. if it’s money you want, name your price. just stop doing this to him. he doesn’t deserve this.

(Source: itsaudrey-bitch)

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